For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.
The illustration for Poly, Pan and Omni are just examples, of course.
LOLOL this is so wrong
No, this is indeed correct! You can easily detect and differentiate people of various sexual orientations by their favorite activities:
Homo- and heterosexual people enjoy doing jumpy arrow magic tricks, bisexual individuals can make arrows stand still, and polysexual people use theirs to teach kids about emission/immission factors of air pollution. Not everyone is into magic and/or archery and/or environmental stuff, however. Omnisexual and pansexual folks are known for their fancy mustaches; they even compete in international mustache championships. Pansexuals usually win because of their ability to grow bigger facial hair (that they like to decorate with a single traditional bead made from the horn of a unicorn). Asexual people reject the idea that bigger is always better; they keep their faces shaved to show solidarity with omnisexual participants.
Wow wtf OP